Socrates: Please can we stop rewriting this scene and did you have to dress me in my best coat to do it? Much preferred it when you only messed up my school uniform.
Charlotte: The scene where you are cleaning up gives me a chance to describe you
Socrates: Couldn't you cover me with stew or something?
Charlotte: Anyone would think you didn't want to support your brother through his trauma.
Socrates: That is emotional blackmail - why do you have to make him so blinking emotional? I am sure there is a better way of handling it without me getting covered in snot.
Charlotte: You want to redo the scene? I thought we were done.
Socrates: Yuck no. Just keep bodily fluids to the minimum will you. Have enough trouble dealing with my own. Angus is the only person I will push past it to deal with them. Remember when he was a little boy handing me back snotty handkerchiefs it was gross.
Charlotte: So we are good then?
Socrates: No but if you say its over guess will have to deal with it.
Charlotte: It is over for now - I can't promise no more emotional scenes with Angus.
Socrates: That's fine but next time he can hit me instead.
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