Socrates:  This is an improvement Charlotte.   We also did some fantastic work today.   That time with Fyren was superb - never been that drunk before.

Charlotte: Glad you enjoyed it, you two have been fun to write today.   Also ridiculously cooperative - what have you done with the real Socrates Lorenzo?

Socrates:  I kind of like this story - and you were right about the sense of humour, when we rewrite the other books can we keep it ?

Charlotte:  Yup, I think you have it worked out perfectly.   Oh I forgot can you sign Fy's poster for him.

Socrates:  Can think of other bits I would rather sign.

Charlotte:  Dirty old bugger.

Socrate:  Less of the old.   I am only one hundred and fifty years old.   When you place me with four thousand year old Lucy and five hundred year old Ivory,  I am but a mere babe in arms.

Charlotte:  You find a grey hair or something?   Never known you be touchy about your age.

Socrates:  Sorry that scene had me feeling older.  Anyway you it is 2am we have worked hard today and I want you in bed.

Charlotte:  Night Soc - try and see you tomorrow.

Socrates:  You better I want to write the next scene.

Its Cold

Socrates:  Fancy leaving me so alone after all we have been through lately

Charlotte:  Sorry Soc.  Had flu and trying to rewrite our story.  We did a really good job.

Socrates:  Hmm

Charlotte:  What is up?

Socrates:  Don't like being ignored

Charlotte: Is this why you are not cooperating with the rewrite?

Socrates: Partly yes.   Why can't you speak to me everyday?

Charlotte:  In the New Year

Socrates:  You promised before when we moved house.

Charlotte:  Wasn't expecting everything to be so messy with the move or Richard and me to both be sick.   Sorry Soc.   Scouts honour this time?

Socrates:  Ever been a Scout?

Charlotte:  Nope was a Brownie for a little while

Socrates:  Thought so you have no Scouting stuffimijigs to honour

Charlotte:  What kind of word is that ?

Socrates:  The kind that I make up when I have had too much time to myself.

Charlotte:  Message received Soc.  Why don't you go and get yourself some ginger tea, and I will try and get this scene written.

Yick!!

Charlotte:  Why aren't you fighting me over this plotline?
Socrates:  Not sure it is a bit twisted.  I feel resigned, sad like it has to happen.   Maybe a part of me things anything is worth it to get Nate back.  Or maybe like one of my lines in the book which says I need to be prepared to do anything or the universe it all lost.
Charlotte: Wow is this what a hundred and thirty years of wisdom does for you?
Socrates:  Maybe - can we talk about something else.  You have set some terrible tasks for me - I don't want to spend next few days thinking about them until they are over.
Charlotte:  Any ideas for the final scene?
Socrates:  Thinking cooking in the kitchen with Nate sounds good.   However may involve more clothes than I had in mind.
Charlotte:  So I guess iceskating is out then?
Socrates: definitely.
Charlotte:  Anyway things to do see you tomorrow.
Socrates:  Sure let us get back to work and get this over with.

I missed you too lol

Charlotte:  Soc I am so sorry - have seriously missed our discussions.   Apart from lonely how has life been?
Socrates:  I am OK - getting fed up of listening to John Barrowman - I know he has some weird freaky inspiration for our stories.  Any chance of a change of music tomorrow?
Charlotte:  Bon Jovi?
Socrates:  Sounds great to me - big improvement.   I can pretend Nate is flipping cartwheels to it.
Charlotte: Good job you can now successfully time travel huh?
Socrates:  Yeah I am getting used to it.  Anyway you need to be in bed or I'll be neglected again and I swear I will cry, snot and vomit and everything.
Charlotte:  Very funny - ok night Soc.
Socrates: Night Charlotte

SHE NEGLECTED ME!!

Socrates:  Where you been?
Charlotte:  Sorry Soc, moving house, sick kids, sick me etc  You know what it is like when a bug goes round the kids in your Sanctuary.
Socrates:  True but I am feeling neglected.   Hey we completed the NaNo
Charlotte:  Not really pal don't get too comfortable we have done good so far.
Socrates::  Do I like the sound of this?
Charlotte:  You are getting a happy ending?
Socrates:  Bout time have you worked it out yet?
Charlotte:  Not yet, but want you to have some fun with a partner.
Socrates:  Which partner?
Charlotte:  That is for me to know and everyone else to find out.
Socrates:  You want my cooperation but are keeping me in the dark.  No fair.
Charlotte: Really mature of you.
Socrates:  How old am I right now I get confused?'
Charlotte: Currently one hundred and thirty.
Socrates: OK Then guess I need to grow up again.  Just feeling a bit lonely.  I feel like I have gone from three lovers to none.
Charlotte:  Just a few more pages to go pal.   I promise you won't be lonely for much longer.
Socrates:  Promise
Charlotte:  Promise - I don't like doing mean things to you.  Anyway we both need a good night sleep it is a busy weekend, so I want to get to 60K plus tomorrow if we can and clean the house.

You forgot me

Charlotte:  Soc I am so sorry.  We did move on with your story.

Socrates:  Not sure I like this story - you promised me warm fuzzies.  Now you have plans to have someone try and kill me.

Charlotte:  You know I would never kill you off Socrates.  If I do I promise it will be like Angus - you will be ready to go.

Socrates:  Hmm OK.

Charlotte:  How is the sewing working out?

Socrates:   Well due to you making me live an austere life - it replaces the TV keeps me busy in the evening.  

Charlotte:  Do you need a TV?

Socrates:  After a hundred years think I would be behind with most of my shows.  Seem to be managing without it.  Nate never minded.  Fy objects. 

Charlotte:  OK back to work 11K and we have completed NaNo.  Speak to you tomorrow.

We are back

Socrates:  Where the hell have you been?

Charlotte:  We were moving house, offline and we have been working hard on your NaNo story.  Do you like it?

Socrates:  Not bad so far.  Fyren is proving kind of hot - any chance of some undisturbed time sometime?

Charlotte:  I keep trying to fit it in so far not worked well has it

Socrates:  Who else has an author that interrupts some of the steamiest sex their character has ever had with exploding apples?

Charlotte:  Good to have you back Soc, and sorry about that - I am currently trying to get you back to your room, where hopefully Fyren will be waiting for you. What do you think a fire person can give you by way of passion?

Socrates:  I so ain't discussing my sex life with you.  None of your business.

Charlotte:  OK Soc, back to work for you and me.