Charlotte: Why aren't you fighting me over this plotline?
Socrates: Not sure it is a bit twisted. I feel resigned, sad like it has to happen. Maybe a part of me things anything is worth it to get Nate back. Or maybe like one of my lines in the book which says I need to be prepared to do anything or the universe it all lost.
Charlotte: Wow is this what a hundred and thirty years of wisdom does for you?
Socrates: Maybe - can we talk about something else. You have set some terrible tasks for me - I don't want to spend next few days thinking about them until they are over.
Charlotte: Any ideas for the final scene?
Socrates: Thinking cooking in the kitchen with Nate sounds good. However may involve more clothes than I had in mind.
Charlotte: So I guess iceskating is out then?
Socrates: definitely.
Charlotte: Anyway things to do see you tomorrow.
Socrates: Sure let us get back to work and get this over with.
I am Father Abbot Socrates Lorenzo the slightly confused and angry character from stories about the Royal Family of Covesea Island. My creator Charlotte and I have some serious issues. I have decided to take my frustrations about my life with her out in this blog.
Friday, 26 November 2010
Thursday, 25 November 2010
I missed you too lol
Charlotte: Soc I am so sorry - have seriously missed our discussions. Apart from lonely how has life been?
Socrates: I am OK - getting fed up of listening to John Barrowman - I know he has some weird freaky inspiration for our stories. Any chance of a change of music tomorrow?
Charlotte: Bon Jovi?
Socrates: Sounds great to me - big improvement. I can pretend Nate is flipping cartwheels to it.
Charlotte: Good job you can now successfully time travel huh?
Socrates: Yeah I am getting used to it. Anyway you need to be in bed or I'll be neglected again and I swear I will cry, snot and vomit and everything.
Charlotte: Very funny - ok night Soc.
Socrates: Night Charlotte
Socrates: I am OK - getting fed up of listening to John Barrowman - I know he has some weird freaky inspiration for our stories. Any chance of a change of music tomorrow?
Charlotte: Bon Jovi?
Socrates: Sounds great to me - big improvement. I can pretend Nate is flipping cartwheels to it.
Charlotte: Good job you can now successfully time travel huh?
Socrates: Yeah I am getting used to it. Anyway you need to be in bed or I'll be neglected again and I swear I will cry, snot and vomit and everything.
Charlotte: Very funny - ok night Soc.
Socrates: Night Charlotte
SHE NEGLECTED ME!!
Socrates: Where you been?
Charlotte: Sorry Soc, moving house, sick kids, sick me etc You know what it is like when a bug goes round the kids in your Sanctuary.
Socrates: True but I am feeling neglected. Hey we completed the NaNo
Charlotte: Not really pal don't get too comfortable we have done good so far.
Socrates:: Do I like the sound of this?
Charlotte: You are getting a happy ending?
Socrates: Bout time have you worked it out yet?
Charlotte: Not yet, but want you to have some fun with a partner.
Socrates: Which partner?
Charlotte: That is for me to know and everyone else to find out.
Socrates: You want my cooperation but are keeping me in the dark. No fair.
Charlotte: Really mature of you.
Socrates: How old am I right now I get confused?'
Charlotte: Currently one hundred and thirty.
Socrates: OK Then guess I need to grow up again. Just feeling a bit lonely. I feel like I have gone from three lovers to none.
Charlotte: Just a few more pages to go pal. I promise you won't be lonely for much longer.
Socrates: Promise
Charlotte: Promise - I don't like doing mean things to you. Anyway we both need a good night sleep it is a busy weekend, so I want to get to 60K plus tomorrow if we can and clean the house.
Charlotte: Sorry Soc, moving house, sick kids, sick me etc You know what it is like when a bug goes round the kids in your Sanctuary.
Socrates: True but I am feeling neglected. Hey we completed the NaNo
Charlotte: Not really pal don't get too comfortable we have done good so far.
Socrates:: Do I like the sound of this?
Charlotte: You are getting a happy ending?
Socrates: Bout time have you worked it out yet?
Charlotte: Not yet, but want you to have some fun with a partner.
Socrates: Which partner?
Charlotte: That is for me to know and everyone else to find out.
Socrates: You want my cooperation but are keeping me in the dark. No fair.
Charlotte: Really mature of you.
Socrates: How old am I right now I get confused?'
Charlotte: Currently one hundred and thirty.
Socrates: OK Then guess I need to grow up again. Just feeling a bit lonely. I feel like I have gone from three lovers to none.
Charlotte: Just a few more pages to go pal. I promise you won't be lonely for much longer.
Socrates: Promise
Charlotte: Promise - I don't like doing mean things to you. Anyway we both need a good night sleep it is a busy weekend, so I want to get to 60K plus tomorrow if we can and clean the house.
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
You forgot me
Charlotte: Soc I am so sorry. We did move on with your story.
Socrates: Not sure I like this story - you promised me warm fuzzies. Now you have plans to have someone try and kill me.
Charlotte: You know I would never kill you off Socrates. If I do I promise it will be like Angus - you will be ready to go.
Socrates: Hmm OK.
Charlotte: How is the sewing working out?
Socrates: Well due to you making me live an austere life - it replaces the TV keeps me busy in the evening.
Charlotte: Do you need a TV?
Socrates: After a hundred years think I would be behind with most of my shows. Seem to be managing without it. Nate never minded. Fy objects.
Charlotte: OK back to work 11K and we have completed NaNo. Speak to you tomorrow.
Socrates: Not sure I like this story - you promised me warm fuzzies. Now you have plans to have someone try and kill me.
Charlotte: You know I would never kill you off Socrates. If I do I promise it will be like Angus - you will be ready to go.
Socrates: Hmm OK.
Charlotte: How is the sewing working out?
Socrates: Well due to you making me live an austere life - it replaces the TV keeps me busy in the evening.
Charlotte: Do you need a TV?
Socrates: After a hundred years think I would be behind with most of my shows. Seem to be managing without it. Nate never minded. Fy objects.
Charlotte: OK back to work 11K and we have completed NaNo. Speak to you tomorrow.
Monday, 15 November 2010
We are back
Socrates: Where the hell have you been?
Charlotte: We were moving house, offline and we have been working hard on your NaNo story. Do you like it?
Socrates: Not bad so far. Fyren is proving kind of hot - any chance of some undisturbed time sometime?
Charlotte: I keep trying to fit it in so far not worked well has it
Socrates: Who else has an author that interrupts some of the steamiest sex their character has ever had with exploding apples?
Charlotte: Good to have you back Soc, and sorry about that - I am currently trying to get you back to your room, where hopefully Fyren will be waiting for you. What do you think a fire person can give you by way of passion?
Socrates: I so ain't discussing my sex life with you. None of your business.
Charlotte: OK Soc, back to work for you and me.
Charlotte: We were moving house, offline and we have been working hard on your NaNo story. Do you like it?
Socrates: Not bad so far. Fyren is proving kind of hot - any chance of some undisturbed time sometime?
Charlotte: I keep trying to fit it in so far not worked well has it
Socrates: Who else has an author that interrupts some of the steamiest sex their character has ever had with exploding apples?
Charlotte: Good to have you back Soc, and sorry about that - I am currently trying to get you back to your room, where hopefully Fyren will be waiting for you. What do you think a fire person can give you by way of passion?
Socrates: I so ain't discussing my sex life with you. None of your business.
Charlotte: OK Soc, back to work for you and me.
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